Two men sit parked in a car at Sonic fast food resteraunt.
Sonic A: Have you
tried these new chicken tenders from Sonic?
Sonic B: Oh yeah! I'm
gonna go on a tender bender!
Sonic A: They are delicious, try them with Sonic's new
homemade tangy bbq sauce.
Sonic B: I'm all over it man, I'm on the tender bender.
Sonic A: You just like saying 'tender bender' don't you?
Sonic B: Tender bender!
They eat their tenders in silence. They sit quietly as they finish their last
bites. They look full and despondent.
Sonic A: What are we doing here? I mean, why are we here? I forget. A new promtion?
Sonic B: I don't know.
Sonic A: Do you know how we got here? Do we have families? You've said something a wife once... she
wanted a milkshake.
Sonic B: I don't know
*increasingly worried*
Sonic A: Do we have
names?
Sonic B: I don't wanna think about those things.
Sonic A: Why?
Sonic B: Because when I try I can't.
Sonic A: Have we ever left this place?
Sonic B: I think so, I mean it feels like we have.
Sonic A: Why?
Sonic B: I don't know, what's the alternative? *weeping*
Sonic A: Have you ever enjoyed anything I've ever said to
you?
Sonic B: No.
Sonic A: Why do we say these things? I'd like to tell you
how I feel but I can't. I don't know
how.
Sonic B: I don't want
to know. I wish you've never said
anything at all. I want to go back. We're finished. We can't go back. You've killed us.
*Sonic A begins frothing at the mouth first a yellow foam and then blood. He slumps over
without passion.*
*Sonic B looks down into his frozen drink weeping
loudly. He vomits a large amount of
blood into his drink and goes limp.*
Two custodians remove the bodies and wipe down the car's
interior a curtain is pulled infront of the car.
A voice off camera: Rolling in 5...4...3...2...1
The curtain is pulled open Sonic A and Sonic B are there
again.
Sonic A: Have you
tried these new chicken tenders from Sonic?
Sonic B: Oh yeah! I'm
gonna go on a tender bender!
